Week 4 - Must-See TV

If I had to create a new TV show I would make it all about the life of Creed Bratton. He is a character from The Office. He is a hilarious old dude. He was the lead guitarist for the grass roots in the 1960’s. He also had his own radio show and was nick named Wacky Weed Creed. He “faked his own death for tax reasons and has been collecting benefits as his own widow ever since.” He lives in Scranton, Pa. by the quarry and at one point invites Jim to come over and “throw stuff down there.” The show would be set there, but would also follow him to Toronto where he “milks the welfare state.” The show would start around 3am because Creed likes to walk around Scranton then because silence is “like a drug” to him. The show would include all the characters from The Office; Pam, Jim, Andrea (Angela), Fat Man (Kevin), Boss Man (Michael), Black Guy (Stanley), and the rest of the employees at Dunder Mifflin. It would be hilarious and very bizarre just like him.

Week 3 - My Animal

If I were an animal I would probably be a cheetah. Cheetahs can run really fast and I am a very fast person. If I got in a race with one I would win. Cheetahs can chase down their prey and kill it and eat it. If I had to survive in the jungle I probably could because I would establish dominance. I would eat anything I wanted using my pure strength. I would also take the head lions family and kill it then eat it for dinner that night in front of him and he wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. I think cheetahs would like to do that too.

Week 2 - The Rules of Facebook

Everybody that has a Facebook has read and agrees to the terms of service. That means they all know every rule there is to Facebook. But there are also some unwritten rules that need to be followed. One example would be what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You don’t put pictures or statuses on Facebook about what you just did while in Las Vegas. Another unwritten rule is not to bully people through Facebook because it can hurt their feelings and that is not good. Also don’t update your status every 5 minutes. If you want to do that get a Twitter.

Week 1 - A Special Meeting

If I could meet any person dead or alive I would like to meet Victor Oladipo. He seems like a pretty cool dude to hang out with. He plays for the Indiana University basketball team. They are my favorite team and he is one of the most exciting players to watch. His current FG% is .673. He averages 5.9 rebounds, 2.2 assists, 2.4 steals, and 13.6 points per game. I would like to ask him why he chose IU because he is from the DMV. I would also ask what his favorite part about being a Hoosier is. I would imagine he would tell me he loved playing at Assembly Hall. Lastly I would ask him how it feels to raise the 17,000+ fans at Assembly Hall to their feet. It would be a good time hanging out and I think I would like it.